Dear dudes,
I'm writing this on behalf of a few members of Venus Cunt Trap. There was a supplementary meeting recently and there was an observation in relation to your dicks made. You can't seem to cuddle without getting a boner. I get it, we're all super attractive and it's awesome laying in bed with us. But cuddlezone is not the pregame to the boneyard. We're obviously cuddling with you because we like you, at least platonically, and we enjoy it or we wouldn't do it (wait, you did ask and make sure it was okay right? There was consent to cuddle? GOOD). But one day I'd like to watch a movie with you and not feel your boner in my back.
Love,
Tonia on behalf of Venus Cunt Trap.
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